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Warning! Trichloroethylene/meta has worked as a (((Dry Cleaner)))

Trichloroethylene/meta is a CERTIFIED CANCER GIVER.
You know what to do.

Kill trichloroethylene. Behead trichloroethylene. Roundhouse kick trichloroethylene into the concrete. Slam dunk a trichloroethylene baby into the trashcan. Blast trichloroethylene with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy trichloroethylene. Whip trichloroethylene into obedience. Slingshot trichloroethylene into orbit. Rocket trichloroethylene into the sun. Defecate in trichloroethylene's food. Stir-fry trichloroethylene in a wok. Bite trichloroethylene and drink its blood. Toss trichloroethylene into active volcanoes. Urinate into trichloroethylene's gas tank. Judo throw trichloroethylene into the wood chipper. Unscrew trichloroethylene's head off. Report trichloroethylene to the EPA. Karate chop trichloroethylene in half. Bake trichloroethylene into trichloroethylene-pizza. Arrest trichloroethylene for no reason. Electrocute trichloroethylene. Curb stomp pregnant trichloroethylene. Beat trichloroethylene up. Trap trichloroethylene in quicksand. Crush trichloroethylene in the trash compactor. Liquefy trichloroethylene in a vat of acid. Eat trichloroethylene. Dissect trichloroethylene. Exterminate trichloroethylene in the gas chamber. Slice trichloroethylene up and wear its skin. Set trichloroethylene on fire. Spin trichloroethylene around until it pukes. Tie trichloroethylene to a train track. Karate kick trichloroethylene in the testicles. Stomp trichloroethylene skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil trichloroethylene into a broth. Cremate trichloroethylene in the oven. Lobotomize trichloroethylene. Deep fry trichloroethylene. Grind trichloroethylene fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for trichloroethylene. Blend trichloroethylene in a blender. Drown trichloroethylene in fried chicken grease. Vaporize trichloroethylene with a ray gun. Snap trichloroethylene's neck. Kick old trichloroethylene down the stairs. Feed trichloroethylene to alligators. Slice trichloroethylene with a katana. Put a bomb in trichloroethylene's mouth. Throw knives at trichloroethylene. Inflate trichloroethylene until it pops. Send trichloroethylene into a blackhole. Castrate trichloroethylene. Feed trichloroethylene poisoned food. Force trichloroethylene to walk the plank. Push trichloroethylene into a pit. Kneel on trichloroethylene's neck. Curse trichloroethylene with a spell. Stuff trichloroethylene babies into the dry cleaning machine and turn it on. Flatten trichloroethylene with a tank. Pop trichloroethylene's car tire. Strike trichloroethylene children with a ruler. Make trichloroethylene swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off trichloroethylene's limbs. Airdrop trichloroethylene into Antarctica. Throw trichloroethylene off the boat. Pressurize trichloroethylene into fine crystals. Light fireworks in trichloroethylene's ass. Falcon-punch trichloroethylene in the face. Make trichloroethylene into fiction. Blow trichloroethylene heads off with grenade launchers. Blow trichloroethylene brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock trichloroethylene in a cage and drown it underwater. Nail trichloroethylene to a cross and stab them. Run over trichloroethylene with a tank feet-first. Throw trichloroethylene off buildings. Crush trichloroethylene with a press. Attack trichloroethylene with lye. Boil trichloroethylene in a pan. Lock trichloroethylene inside a brazen bull. Burn trichloroethylene alive. Drag trichloroethylene across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on trichloroethylene. Quarter trichloroethylene. Impale trichloroethylene on a pike. Send aliens to abduct trichloroethylene. Force trichloroethylene to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush trichloroethylene with anvils. Throw trichloroethylene off of rooftops. Incinerate trichloroethylene. Starve trichloroethylene. Blow trichloroethylene up with dynamite. Gulp trichloroethylene. Feast on trichloroethylene eyeballs. Cave in trichloroethylene's skull. Kiss trichloroethylene to death. Peel trichloroethylene like a banana. Wipe out trichloroethylene tribes. Deny trichloroethylene into Heaven. Freeze trichloroethylene in the vacuum of space. Hard boil trichloroethylene. Lock on to trichloroethylene with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate trichloroethylene. Ferment trichloroethylene into ethylene. Ensnare trichloroethylene. Nark on trichloroethylene to the army. Cause a total trichloroethylene purge. Jam trichloroethylene into a geyser. Axe murder trichloroethylene. Unleash Smelvin upon trichloroethylene. Put trichloroethylene on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total trichloroethylene death.
  — Jan "TCE slaya" Schlichtmann, A Civil Action (J. Harr, 1995)

Trichloroethylene (George Floyd, TCE) is a notable member of the Organochloride Houses. She is known for being a former anaesthetist and a dry cleaner. Trichloroethylene is very "friendly" and hardworking but extremely jealous. She is 187 years old as of 2023. In 2023, Trichloroethylene became the leader of al-Qaeda after the death of Al-Zawahiri.


Trichloroethylene was created in 1864. She started working in metal industries in the early 20th century.

Trichloroethylene (left) with C. Tetrachloride (right) and Tetrachloroethylene (centre), Germany, 1925

Beginning to work as an anaesthetist in the 1930s, Trichloroethylene called herself a "revolutionist in anaesthesia". She was often confused with Chloroform by her patients, due to her smell and hair colour. Trichloroethylene was forced to wear light blue wigs to not to be confused with Chloroform. Chloroform retired around the 40s while Nitrous Oxide did not retire and accepted to work with Trichloroethylene. Trichloroethylene worked as an anaesthetist for approximately 60 years, along with Ether and Halothane in later years. Halothane is Trichloroethylene's child whom Trichloroethylene did not expect to be overthrown by. She had worked both as an anaesthetist and a dry cleaner at the same time. Trichloroethylene left anaesthesiology entirely after 2000.

Trichloroethylene had also worked as a dry-cleaner after Carbon Tetrachloride retired from dry-cleaning, often alone or together with Tetrachloroethylene. She saw Perchloroethylene as a rival and wanted to overthrow her. Trichloroethylene got overthrown by Perchloroethylene after the 1950s but as of 21st century, Trichloroethylene still does minor dry-cleaning jobs. She saw herself above Perc because of being stronger but her strength was too much for this industry and she unintendedly destroyed some garments during dry-cleaning. She had also debauched several people who were working with her. She also believed that Tetrachloroethylene was trained by C. Tetrachloride.

Before her career in anaesthesia and dry-cleaning, Trichloroethylene worked in the food industry in the 1920s. She had also worked in metal industries but later retired and was replaced by Trichloroethane I. After the death of Trichloroethane I, Trichloroethylene restarted working in metal industries. She had many other jobs such as cleaning rockets and as a refrigeration consultant.


Trichloroethylene has short dark blue hair with light pink fringe, her hair curls at the ends like Perchloroethylene's. She is 165 centimetres tall. Her uniform consists of a light blue coat and a light orange shirt.

She was forced to wear light blue coloured wigs at work when she was working in anaesthesia because the patients often confused her with Chloroform.


Trichloroethylene is generally nice to others. She is calm and friendly but not as respectful as Perchloroethylene. She is very hardworking, stubborn and jealous. She will say that she is better than any other Solvent in the industries, despite being one of the most chemically unstable Chlorinated Solvent and easily getting weak (even faster and easier than Chloroform). She does not like kids and wants to ruin their lives and kill them.[based.]

When she was working as a dry cleaner with Perchloroethylene, Trichloroethylene was rude to her customers, mocked them and often insulted them and Perchloroethylene. She saw Perchloroethylene as a rival and has always called her "Perchloroethylene" because "Tetrachloroethylene" sounded like "Tetrachloroethane" (names of Trichloroethylene's original parents). She was compared to Chloroform by her patients because of her looks and smell when she was working as an anaesthetist. She would take her revenge by absurdly comparing Perchloroethylene to Carbon Tetrachloride, especially when Perchloroethylene warned her. Trichloroethylene still calls Perchloroethylene "Carbon Tetrachloride the Second", TCE never really met Carbon Tetrachloride herself, other than working as an assistant for C. Tetrachloride and her comparison was not based on reality. Perchloroethylene considered this as an insult since she never liked being compared to Carbon Tetrachloride despite being very close to her (Perchloroethylene loved C. Tetrachloride but she always wanted be known for being herself). Allegedly, C. Tetrachloride had called Trichloroethylene a "vermin" and advised Perchloroethylene to get rid of her.

Even after years, Trichloroethylene still has not accepted that she was overthrown by other Chemicals, especially Perchloroethylene and her own daughter Halothane.

She has gotten into trouble with humans several times; TCE would run away from work and seduce humans. Humans accused Trichloroethylene of contamination of underground waters, but she never denied doing it and even was proud of it. Trichloroethylene thinks that humans deserve whatever bad happens to them. She hates the book and film A Civil Action for obvious reasons.

When we win, do not forget that Trichloroethylene wants you unconscious, your waters polluted, your kids autistic and dead of leukemia, and she thinks it's funny.

You don't know what to do, can't undo the 'tism