A Civil Action

Kill trichloroethylene. Behead trichloroethylene. Roundhouse kick trichloroethylene into the concrete. Slam dunk a trichloroethylene baby into the trashcan. Blast trichloroethylene with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy trichloroethylene. Whip trichloroethylene into obedience. Slingshot trichloroethylene into orbit. Rocket trichloroethylene into the sun. Defecate in trichloroethylene's food. Stir-fry trichloroethylene in a wok. Bite trichloroethylene and drink its blood. Toss trichloroethylene into active volcanoes. Urinate into trichloroethylene's gas tank. Judo throw trichloroethylene into the wood chipper. Unscrew trichloroethylene's head off. Report trichloroethylene to the EPA. Karate chop trichloroethylene in half. Bake trichloroethylene into trichloroethylene-pizza. Arrest trichloroethylene for no reason. Electrocute trichloroethylene. Curb stomp pregnant trichloroethylene. Beat trichloroethylene up. Trap trichloroethylene in quicksand. Crush trichloroethylene in the trash compactor. Liquefy trichloroethylene in a vat of acid. Eat trichloroethylene. Dissect trichloroethylene. Exterminate trichloroethylene in the gas chamber. Slice trichloroethylene up and wear its skin. Set trichloroethylene on fire. Spin trichloroethylene around until it pukes. Tie trichloroethylene to a train track. Karate kick trichloroethylene in the testicles. Stomp trichloroethylene skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil trichloroethylene into a broth. Cremate trichloroethylene in the oven. Lobotomize trichloroethylene. Deep fry trichloroethylene. Grind trichloroethylene fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for trichloroethylene. Blend trichloroethylene in a blender. Drown trichloroethylene in fried chicken grease. Vaporize trichloroethylene with a ray gun. Snap trichloroethylene's neck. Kick old trichloroethylene down the stairs. Feed trichloroethylene to alligators. Slice trichloroethylene with a katana. Put a bomb in trichloroethylene's mouth. Throw knives at trichloroethylene. Inflate trichloroethylene until it pops. Send trichloroethylene into a blackhole. Castrate trichloroethylene. Feed trichloroethylene poisoned food. Force trichloroethylene to walk the plank. Push trichloroethylene into a pit. Kneel on trichloroethylene's neck. Curse trichloroethylene with a spell. Stuff trichloroethylene babies into the dry cleaning machine and turn it on. Flatten trichloroethylene with a tank. Pop trichloroethylene's car tire. Strike trichloroethylene children with a ruler. Make trichloroethylene swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off trichloroethylene's limbs. Airdrop trichloroethylene into Antarctica. Throw trichloroethylene off the boat. Pressurize trichloroethylene into fine crystals. Light fireworks in trichloroethylene's ass. Falcon-punch trichloroethylene in the face. Make trichloroethylene into fiction. Blow trichloroethylene heads off with grenade launchers. Blow trichloroethylene brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock trichloroethylene in a cage and drown it underwater. Nail trichloroethylene to a cross and stab them. Run over trichloroethylene with a tank feet-first. Throw trichloroethylene off buildings. Crush trichloroethylene with a press. Attack trichloroethylene with lye. Boil trichloroethylene in a pan. Lock trichloroethylene inside a brazen bull. Burn trichloroethylene alive. Drag trichloroethylene across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on trichloroethylene. Quarter trichloroethylene. Impale trichloroethylene on a pike. Send aliens to abduct trichloroethylene. Force trichloroethylene to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush trichloroethylene with anvils. Throw trichloroethylene off of rooftops. Incinerate trichloroethylene. Starve trichloroethylene. Blow trichloroethylene up with dynamite. Gulp trichloroethylene. Feast on trichloroethylene eyeballs. Cave in trichloroethylene's skull. Kiss trichloroethylene to death. Peel trichloroethylene like a banana. Wipe out trichloroethylene tribes. Deny trichloroethylene into Heaven. Freeze trichloroethylene in the vacuum of space. Hard boil trichloroethylene. Lock on to trichloroethylene with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate trichloroethylene. Ferment trichloroethylene into ethylene. Ensnare trichloroethylene. Nark on trichloroethylene to the army. Cause a total trichloroethylene purge. Jam trichloroethylene into a geyser. Axe murder trichloroethylene. Unleash Smelvin upon trichloroethylene. Put trichloroethylene on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total trichloroethylene death.